Thread:Northern Nomad/@comment-32769624-20180217135910

Goodbye

 * Kindly refrain from posting serial irrelevant edits, either by way of anonymous web addresses, or daftly created user 'sockpuppet' accounts (referring to previously blocked incarnations as being 'correct' in some clearly unverifiable context)
 * Such behaviour distorts wikis and verges upon Gaslighting. Obviously, this will not make you popular with the admins of a wiki.
 * Avoid trotting around the pages of any wiki proffering your unsolicited 'help' as a punctuation and grammar Nazi. (Your grasp of the English language, its syntax and grammar, is barely passable and speaks volumes about the decline in educational standards prevalent in many countries since the 1950s)
 * The MO (modus operandi) of your behaviour is not totally clear. You could:
 * 1) Genuinely think that you are 'helping'. (You aren't. Disabuse yourself of such naïveté. You damage wikis with your 'help'. It is unwelcome, unrequired and pisses other users and especially admins off)
 * 2) You could be seeking attention. (Look elsewhere. Get out more. Avoid social media. Get a pet. Find a partner)
 * 3) Be a polite vandal. (Not buying it)
 * 4) Be mentally deranged. (See #1 above. Also, get help soonest)
 * 5) Have delusions of grandeur that this is your calling. (It isn't - see #1 and #4 above)
 * 6) Genuinely WANT to help. (Again, I'm not buying it, but never let it be said that I didn't offer help to all-comers. If you want to help ANY wiki, all you need to bring to the party is something original. You gain this by playing the game; watching the series / film; knowing from previous experience - what's actually in a book; maybe have inside info on the development of any of the above... (bring that and people will greet you with open arms) Come as a "Comma King", the "Apostle of the apostrophe", or the "Cross-wiki Prince of 'cut-and-paste'" and pretty immediately everyone will be after your throat.
 * 7) Be just a jerk. (Possible, but I'm not buying this one either. See #1 and #2 above for extra credit)
 * 8) Just be incompetent. (see #6 above. Also see #2 above
 * 9) Reform. See #6 above.
 * The bottom line is that you hold your own future as any form of contributor in your own hands. You can basically conform to the norm or get blacklisted.
 * You're currently blocked from contributing with this username until the 16th of March 2018. Mess around ANY further and it will become "open season" on you, your (probably blocked aliases) and any IP subdomains that you currently inhabit.

10. Pretty obviously you have OCD. (Seek help, and quickly...)
 * Consider this a final warning.


 * Byte Me (talk) 14:19, February 17, 2018 (UTC) 