Talk:Research journal/@comment-85.242.80.119-20190201153952/@comment-10507735-20190202132243

We are NOT A HELPDESK.

You've had a perfectly good answer (although a bit cryptic) to your question.

It's not anyone's business HERE to play your game for you if you are incapable of comprehending my reply or unwilling to properly examine your game configuration.

You seem to want an answer that chimes with your preconceived idea of what the solution SHOULD be. That won't work. You have to work with the game universe as it exists. And THAT includes how its interface functions.


 * I don't care if you like or dislike the answer.
 * For all I care, you can make a profession out of jumping into the sun.
 * When you DO read my reply properly - and discover the solution yourself - you will be better equipped to continue the game.
 * When you do discover how truly simple the remedy is - you will yourself. Here's a clue as to where your cognitive dissonance is leading you astray:

"I've tried crouch jump"

You only think you've tried crouch jump.

You want proof?? OK here's a hint: if you change render options (say from 'full dynamic' to 'static render') what does the game universe (literally: the virtual operating system running within your desktop environment) ask you to do?

"Assuming english is not your first language I guess"


 * That still has me ROTFLMFAO. For future trolling activities, remember that languages are proper nouns and, as such, start with a capital letter (e.g. English, Klingon, Minbari..)
 * (I know it was intended to be a gentle jibe on your part because you felt a bit shirty, but I'm far too thick-skinned - still laughing too!)
 * Allow me to clarify; yes! English is my mother tongue, although these days it has to compete with a few other options as my first language.
 * Query. Is your 'first language' "english" or is that the politically-correct, gender-inclusive, poly-racial, inter-cultural dialect of English as taught in the Maoist-infested, safe-zone plagued apology for an educational system that has 'evolved' in "'Murica's" experiment with freedom?
 * (Some of the above^^ might have triggered you. If so, laugh it off, Lucy)

Now, I'm going to give you a compliment and another minor confession because you have been impressive in one very important respect.

You ready for this?


 * I compliment and genuinely admire your lack of resorting to CHEATING.
 * That shows credible honour in tackling the game.
 * (DON'T ask for 'cheat codes' - that would impugn MY honour...)
 * When the same problem arose for me in v1.4006 PRM / DLC, I nearly uninstalled the game... YOU haven't.

You can do this.