User:Monolithwarrior1996

Monolithwarrior1996 is a major nuisance in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. universe. Named with generic term, our hero's in-game name is volatile. Monolithwarrior1996 can be found in usually drunken stupor, passed out by Brain Scorcher or Dark Valley base.

Overview
As my name suggests, I am a Monolithian. However I will still try to be helpful to you infidels.

My real user is in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Wiki, you many check it out if you want. Nothing much interesting there but a couple bad YouTube videos.

Likes

 * My brother Monolithers
 * High places to snipe from
 * Vodka

Dislikes

 * When Geiger counter won't shut up
 * Bloodsuckers
 * Crash To Desktop

Favorite Brand of Vodka
Do I only pick just one?

Vodka!!! :)
(Believe this or not, but pictures on my page are of actually me, for real. Except in reality I am not close, at all, to the real Chernobyl Zone.)

So, maybe you wondering this: its says on my infobox, I am a Master. This is true. So why am I not in Exoskeleton, or at the very least, Scientific Monolith Suit? Answer is three reasons: 1) Exoskeleton is only for accomplished Monolithers, not for drunk guys like me, 2) SMS is clunky and also helmet makes me too claustrophobic, 3) SMS helmet or, gas mask of Exoskeleton, they prevent me from drinking my vodka. I need lots of vodka, all the time. :D



Brother Monolithers, Yeild To Wisdom Of The Crystal
Brothers! Monolith has revealed to me best ways to travel the Zone's paths. So here is list of level names, then you can jump_to_level you cheaters :D He he he