User blog comment:Monolithwarrior1996/A Calm Stroll Through Forest/@comment-25834137-20150824053624

I remember my experience in forest...was a lovely sunny day, birds tweeting (no dramatic effect here THEY WERE XD), carefully avoiding anomalies when out of the corner of my eye...i spot an artifact for five finger discounting.

So i get out my Miltary UAZ, walk over, bend over to pick it up and ....I hear a blood sucker somehow pop up almost RIGHT behind me, charge and obviously suck me dry, but it didnt stop here, oh no no no the zone is a harsh bitch. Charge into the car, slam door drive off, not looking where im going, STRAIT into a vortex....the game then for 10 minutes decided to play a keepy uppy game with me in the car, between a small circle...triangle...blob patch of doom of the gits, then over into some spring boards which i kind of got out of....THEN ANOTHER vortex throwing me BACK some ways finally landing RIGHT ontop of the blood sucker who caused it all.

Only problem was car blew up then a Burer happened to also be there and one hit me.......the game was turned off in a tantrum then XD it's alive I tell you...