Talk:Purple Beads/@comment-67.164.36.155-20180228045641/@comment-32882200-20180228191412

I can really picture the devs sitting around some bottles of Cossacks Vodka: "Hey, what can we do to make the game even more spaced-out?" "Let's create an artifact, tell them it has no properties but give it some really nice, hidden features!" "Cheeky breeky!"